riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts…
- David Baldacci, The Camel Club (via observando)
we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you
- Unknown (via zeew-6a5)
" Sometimes you tell people what you wanna hear . "